Why not? There were a pair of books about baseball players from the 50s and 60s that were titled From Aaron to Zuvernik and From Aaron To Zipfel that were written back in the 1980s by Rich Marazzi and Len Fiorito. They were sort of “where are they now” books that had a paragraph or two about everyone who played major league baseball in those two decades and made alot of references to ’50s and ’60s pop culture. Eventually the pair of authors published a more comprehensive book on 1950’s ball players. About a year ago, I had an idea about writing a sequel to those books called From Aase to Zisk, which would have covered debutantes of the 1970s, but it just turned into another entry in my Imaginary Bibliography.
Instead, I decided that this may be better in blog form and decided to take another stab at it. This time, I thought that the players who debuted in the 1980s might be better fodder. 1. ) I didn’t start following baseball until 1975, so I’m not familiar with such luminaries as Cy or Ed Acosta. 2. ) Another major influence of mine is Bill James; in particular his analytic bios in The Bill James Baseball Books. I plan to quote his material liberally. But that doesn’t explain why this isn’t titled From Abbott to Zuvella.
I find that blogging software generally displays blogs from back to front; more like the sports section of some tabloid newspapers instead of a book. So I plan to start at Paul Zuvella and keep truckin’ on up to Jim Abbott. Expect to see a new entry every day or so and feel free to share your reminiscences of the players profiled here. Do you remember a spectacular play they made? Did you get their autograph when they were playing in the Sally League? Did you see them blotto in an airport? Let us know!
Steve was a righty reliever who got called up to Atlanta in 1987 when Paul Assenmacher went on the DL… Appeared in two games in two days and never reached the majors again… had a loss in his first appearance when he entered an 8-8 tie in the eleventh, gave up a hit and balked the guy into scoring position. (Was ’87 the year of the balk?) Ed Olwine relieved him and got the next hitter to hit a routine grounder which Rafael Ramirez threw away… along with Charlie Puleo he pitched a combined no-hitter for Richmond against OKC on 6/27/89.
I hope his name rhymes with diem as in carpe diem but it probably doesn’t.
As a teenager I recall some magazine (it may’ve been Baseball Digest) having an article titled “Potential, Thy Name Is Zuvella.” He did have a nine year career, but, with 545 plate appearances, it may be one of the more insignificant careers of such length.
A California native, he was a Stanford grad. Played for Team USA in the 1979 Pan Am games and probably played with John Elway. Zuvella was drafted in the 11th round in 1979 by the Brewers but opted to stay in school. In 1980 he dropped to the 15th round.
He made some token appearences for the Braves in 1982, ’83, and ’84. But Joe Torre was the skipper in Atlanta and he wasn’t exactly a rookie’s best friend. In 1985 he got a chance to play when Eddie Haas was the manager and he appeared in half the games; sometimes at short but mainly at 2nd. His .235/.311/.305 line wasn’t particularly good; even for a miidle infielder of his day, but it was the best of his career until he had a power surge in Cleveland in 1989 and hit his only two big league home runs.
In 1986, he was sent back down again to Richmond, home of the Braves AAA affiliate. That was the year of the 24-man roster. The Braves had some former prospects in Richmond that year. Between Zuvella, Gerald Perry, Paul Runge, and Brad Komminsk (trying to learn thirdbase) their infield payroll rivaled that of the major league Giants.
But Senior Griffey wasn’t happy in New York so the Yankees traded him and Andre Roberstson for Claudell Washington and Zuvella. That was the year that the Yankkes grew disenchanted with Bobby Meacham and went through Wayne Tolleson, Mike Fischlin, Dale Berra, Yogi Berra, Ivan DeJesus, and Zuvella at short. Before his first start, an elderly man approached him in the dugout.
“Excuse me,” the man said. “Do you pronounce your name Zu-VELL-a or ZU-vella?”
Paul told him it was Zu-VELL-a. “Thank you,” the man said.
Zuvella turned to his new teammates and asked, “Was that GOD?” It was actually Bob Sheppard.
His divine encounter must’ve rattled him. Zuvella’s Yankee career started off with an 0-for-28 drought. When reporters asked why he wasn’t hitting, Zuvella yogied, “I’ve been doing my best not to think about it, but by trying so hard not to think about it, I can’t stop thinking about it.” He finally broke the streak when he hit a Baltimore chop on the Metrodome turf that he barely beat out for an infield hit. First base coach Joe Altobelli retrieved the ball for him. More importantly, 1986 was the year that he made his film debut in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
Paul hung around for five more years, shuttling back and forth between Columbus and New York, Colorado Springs and Cleveland, Omaha and Kansas City. He then spent a few years managing and coaching in the Colorado Rockies system. I may have seen him mange a game or two at Yale Field. I know that I would catch a New Haven Ravens game on occasion.
Paul turns 50 on Halloween. He no longer has that glorious mustache and is in real estate instead.
In 2004, he was elected to San Ramon Valley Marketing Association “Hall of Fame” with 92.7% of the vote. Cookie Kwan apparently doesn’t believe that anyone should be elected unanimously.